No, you can't use an iPad for everything but that EV hate inspired a new product. You'll absolutely love it! Buy a roll for the early adopter in your life! Send a roll to your favorite twitter troll! TP your neighbor's house! (Warning: Those last two things are bad advice. Do not follow!!)
Wipe away all the hate!
Superb softness makes resentment feel SO good!!
Manufactured with perpetually-renewable Karen energy!
